Crème de la Crap
Occasionally I will write something of adequate brilliance but which really does not fit into any particular pay-outlet. But just because I won't be getting paid does not mean that I should let these things wait for a postmortem collection, right? right? So I will stick them here.
"Interview" was originally written after an interview for a position with the city of Orem, Utah back in 2002.
Didn't get the job.
But I did get this.
I wrote this as an undergrad after reading Joyce's story of the same name. Now that he's entered the public domain, I dug through my files, typed it up, and share it with you. Without fear of his notoriously sue-happy estate coming after me.
I rather wish Joyce's story had been more like mine. A little less metaphorical maybe, pal?