(Forthcoming, but for now, the main thing to know is that I am usually Theric Jepson. Just like that. There are times—certain more-sincere scholarly, religious or real-life times—in which I am Eric W Jepson. The only other acceptable alternative is Eric W. Jepson. Any other variation, including the upsetting Eric Jepson, is not me, has never been me, will never be me. I thank you for getting it right. Many have not.)